50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
Shout out to all of the brown girls whose first time shaving wasn’t a joyful step into womanhood, but an occasion marked by the shame and grief of coming home from school and begging your mom to let you do it because the kids at school wouldn’t stop pointing and laughing
People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:
Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:
This is so accurate that it hurts me.