my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
the real struggle in 2004
some super deep quotes from orphan black for you
MISS PIGGY THROWING SOME SHADEEEEEE